Friday, August 25, 2006

weekly news

Paris says her new album is so good that "I, like, cry when I listen to it." It's comments like this that earned her the title of "most overrated celebrity" in the 2006 Guinness Book of Records.
They are deleting scenes from all Warner Brothers' cartoons that contain any images that "glamourize smoking."
PFC Jessica Lynch announced she's preggers
Paula Deen became a grandma.
David Copperfield claims to have found the real fountain of youth in the Bahamas. He does look good for 50.


SkyWriting said...

i just read where she said that today. she's an interesting girl, that one.

Jen said...

Have you ever seen the looney toons where the gangster pretending to be a baby pulls out a gun, and he and bugs have a fight with it? That'll be next, and then we'll all get to sit around and watch stimulating cartoons such as Blues Clues and Elmo.